Let's call it what it is.
What idiot called it filing for divorce instead of
applying for alone
Who called them
cherry tomatoes
instead of
t'mater tots
Before he got a hook the crew just called him Captain Hands
At this point every spice girl is just called old spice.
What idiot called them farts and not air quotes
Who called it an escalator and not stairroids
Beef jerky was just called beef before it said things it can't take back
Who called them corduroys instead of thighlaphones
Who called it the British Stock Exchange instead of Poundtown
Minivans should just be called vans and all other vans should be called amber alerts.
A small, Mexican "doggy door" is often called the doorito
Why the hell is Spanish ESPN called ESPN Deportes and not ESPÑol
A group of tampons is called a groupon
If there's not an Australian dating site called SoulMate I don't know why we have the internet
At this point any photograph not taken of yourself is just called a selflessie
Who called it a Ouija board and not Spirit Fingers