I bet the first person to ever give a hug got their face bit.
"Please stop that."
— Person who witnessed the first guy beatboxing
Whoever named the roly poly is the cutest damn scientist to ever observe insects.
Most people don't know horses were the first convertibles.
Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds.
Whoever invented sweatpants must've had a hard time selling them at first.
Whoever named the walkie talkie should have to blow into a breathalyzer to start their car.
How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face??
The first guy to do the robot probably just had arthritis.
The first guy to go bald was definitely burned alive.
First team to have someone dress up in a mascot animal suit was crazy af
Picture the first caveman to cover his genitals, then all the others looking down and questioning themselves.
*sees a knife for first time* WHOA, that's the greatest thing since torn bread.
Whoever invented the chainsaw lost all of their friends immediately.
I wonder if locker room champagne parties caught on right away, or if there was one weird guy just pouring it on himself the first few times.
Imagine how hurtful it was to be the first person drawn as a caricature.
The urinal was invented in 1866, yet the zipper didn't come until 1913.
That means for 50 years men peed with pants around their ankles.
Ping pong was invented in 1972 by Jeff Pingpong.
No one was more obnoxious than the person who invented clapping.
Hey, first guy to teach his dog to play dead. What the hell, man?
Pogo sticks were originally invented for white guys in the NBA.
Roundhouse kicks were the original remedy for constipation.
I wonder if locker room champagne parties caught on right away, or if there was one weird guy just pouring it on himself the first few times.
The top hat was invented shortly after the invention of high heels.